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VM58614 - Invitation Code for Guardian Cross - Get a free FFXIV or FFXI themed card <3  Hooray Squenix joining the delayed gratification game realm.

Dad (hanging up on my sister): “Don’t have children. They just make the remaining years of your life Hell.”
Me: “Yeah, they sure do. They feed you, they clothe you…”
Dad: “You don’t clothe me.”
Me: “Sure I don’t. You realized that green sneakers didn’t go with black dress pants all on your own.”
Dad: “…Alright, so they make the remaining years of your life Hell, but at least they make it so your older sisters are slightly less annoying by dressing you for somewhat formal occasions.”
Me: “And?”
Dad: “Feed you.”
The Hunger Games trilogy was meant to be humorous at certain moments, right? I’m not so morbid that I think a post-apocalyptic fight to the death involving 24 minors is laugh out loud funny, correct?
There&#8217;s something wrong with you when you look at a bunch of Iwako puzzle erasers and think, &#8220;Aww, I wish I was a cute little eraser frolicking amongst artificial grass&#8221;.  I need a vacation.

There’s something wrong with you when you look at a bunch of Iwako puzzle erasers and think, “Aww, I wish I was a cute little eraser frolicking amongst artificial grass”.  I need a vacation.

I totally believe my lawyer friends just re-enact key scenes of Phoenix Wright all day.

I totally believe my lawyer friends just re-enact key scenes of Phoenix Wright all day.

Teacher reality and society perception are spot-on.

Teacher reality and society perception are spot-on.

Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day the Aperture Science way!

Happy Valentine’s Day the Aperture Science way!

I always try to remember that at the end of the day, I will more often regret stuff I did, but at the end of my life I will regret stuff I didn’t do.

Naturally, this leads to a lot of bad decisions.

Love is awkward.

White Rock, BC

Love is awkward.

White Rock, BC

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